ManCry Featured On TotalFilm.com

September 27, 2010 at 9:31 pm | Posted in Film, News | Leave a comment
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Yes you read that right. ManCry is now even more famous (and rightfully so) as we are proudly featured on totalfilm.com (link here). I love the fact the latest article which everyone seems to be enjoying , is the Would you fire an ugly girl debate of the week feature, slightly off topic but glad people are enjoying. Still, we are most famous for our ManCry film reviews and ending scenes. Still in the lead by far is the Field of Dreams page with ending scene. I can’t bring myself to watch it again……

Requests welcome  for more films to add or new debate topics. Keep coming back we love you 🙂 And so does Kev.

ManCry Debate Of The Week – Would You Fire The Ugly Girl At Work ?

August 31, 2010 at 3:24 pm | Posted in Film | 1 Comment
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This is why everyone should own a shotgun

Well, it’s been a while since we’ve upset people while making others laugh. So we’ve done midgets, wheelchair usersthe blind and tourettes, here comes our new topic. Let the debate begin :

Would You Fire The Ugly Girl At Work?


Well gentlemen, this debate has been around for years and I am sure it won’t be going away anytime soon. Just like our previous debates, the subjects suffers from some kind of hardship or disability. This still applies for the ugly girl at work. Come on, you KNOW who I’m talking about. I don’t mean the ever so slightly unattractive or plump lady you see in the office. I mean the girl at the work place that is so ugly, you double  take and think “Has there been an escape from the local zoo!?” or “Who the FUCK let that in the office and WHAT is it!” The funny thing is, or lucky in some ways I guess, is that the girl we are talking about, is usually completely unaware of her disability. Yes, we are talking flirtatious walking. Yes we are talking revealing clothing. Everything the really fuckable girl in the office does, the ugly one sadly also copies.Badly.  It send shivers across the workplace. But as we all know, most companies have codes of conduct in the workplace. This means on a bad day, you can’t just stroll up to the ugly and say “Shut your mouth you fat pig. I’m sorry everyone’s thinking it, I just said it.” You could do this but of course you would lose your job. You’d high five everyone on the way out of the office but you would still lose your job.

Now here comes the part that not everyone one admits. At some point it’s happened to you. Be honest IT HAS and you enjoyed it. At some occasion “the ugly” will make some kind of degrading comment to wait for the response of “don’t be silly you look great!” – This is when you can not say something and be offensive all at the same time. A Perfect example :

Employee “You coming  to the Christmas Party tonight!?”

Ugly ” You must be joking! Not with my face!”¨

Employee “OK” (walks off)

Small victories gents, small victories! Enjoy these moments please , they are great but sadly few and far between.  Now to the other side of the coin, a difficult subject. The deliberate bend over. Ew. You know the one I mean. Where you are minding your own business and the ugly drops something. The following site of her bending over and then delivering a cheeky smile, can only be politely described as  “The dooms day sunset.” And that’s just the arse end. The face roughly resembles a scene from “Lord of the Rings” to match. The event has actually been known to kill the weak hearted. You know what I mean.Even worse than this tragic turn of events is the following. Picture the scene :

You’ve almost finished the day at work. You’ve been busy talking and organizing a final detail before you are about to go home. As you finish a conversation and walk away, in the corner of your eye you notice something. While continuing to walk to your desk, you notice a unfamilar new woman bending over and it gets your attention. You enjoy the view for a split second and think “mmm nice arse” then seconds later you see her stand up and realize it IS THE UGLY GIRL. Oh my god what the FUCK just happened!? One moment of distraction , a “brainfart moment” and  you officially became aroused by the ugly girls body! You can’t go back in time. It happened. But what the fuck do you do!? You do what any man would. You call in sick the next day while you watch extreme doses of high definition porn to wash away the events of the day before. It is the ONLY way! Ever wondered why “Dave” called in sick? He seemed fine yesterday didn’t he? But he returns back to work after one day off sick looking even more tired than when he wasn’t ill!? He caught a view of the ugly and then took action like a man.Good job.

To finally answer the question – would you sack her? The answer is No. It’s a two part No because 1: You don’t actually know what the fuck it is that the ugly woman does around the office. It must be good, as she still works in the office. 2. It really really, REALLY makes you appreciate the Fuckable woman at work and your OWN life. Think about it, after a really bad day in the office, always think to yourself “Hey I could be worse off.Like Ugly. God yeah. That’s cheered me right up!Poor woman”

Then on the way out of the office one day just stop the ugly , tap on on the shoulder twice in a comforting manner and say ” Well done. You give me strength. See you tomorrow.”

Enjoy the day gents! If I’ve upset anyone, hey it’s not about YOU and if it is, you’ll never prove it 🙂

Inception (2010) – Mind Blowing Stuff!

August 12, 2010 at 10:46 am | Posted in Articles, Film, Soundtrack | 1 Comment
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I’m never been amazing with words, so I’ll just say this the simplest way I can : Fuck me, you have to see this film! Amazing, mind-blowing, original and breathtaking would be just a few ways I can begin to describe it. Not much of an explanation needed, the trailer says it all as always. Best of all, this film has at least 2 ManCry moments to enjoy. I would spoil it but they involve a father & son  and a Dad wanting to see his children theme. I literally cried held back tears in the cinema. I even found myself doing the manly cough of distraction and It’s been a while since I’ve done that in a cinema!

By far the one of the best parts about the film is the ending. You could hear the whole cinema talking about it and I didn’t stop talking about in the car on the way home. So please do me a favour, go see this film in the cinema, because the effects are well worth the money alone and I really want to hear all your feedback. Did you get “emotional” and what do you think of the ending? This should be an interesting discussion!

Go book the tickets NOW!

ManCry Movie Quote :

Eames: [Shows up while Arthur is in a gunfight] “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
[Pulls out a grenade launcher]

ManCry Star rating ********** 10/10

P.s. Awesome soundtrack to the film as well.

More Lost… Father/Son Theme Moments

June 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm | Posted in Film | 1 Comment
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Christian "Jack, I'm Gay"

Maybe it’s just me (feel free to call me sad)  but man do I miss LOST. Feel free to look back and enjoy these great scenes from season 1. Sawyer meets Christian and then kindly tells Jack about it. Some moving stuff.  Hmmmm

Soundtrack Of The Weekend – Wyatt Earp (via ManCry)

June 18, 2010 at 12:56 pm | Posted in Film | Leave a comment

Well Gents, I have  been very busy as of late. So the Soundtrack of The Weekend will be an old, but classic choice! Enjoy the Weekend everyone!

Soundtrack Of The Weekend - Wyatt Earp Have you ever had one of those crazy dreams that’s really random? Well I had one last night, I was in a queue for something, at a fishing store I think when I suddenly noticed I was behind Wyatt Earp (Kevin Coster edition). Now that was random and also wierd, as I haven’t been to a fishing store in ages! So I thought that must … Read More

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Lost Tribute: Lost Ends With Mixed Fan Reactions

June 1, 2010 at 11:15 am | Posted in Film, Soundtrack | 2 Comments
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(For those of you who haven’t seen it already – The lost ending scene in full can be viewed here )

Well it’s official, Lost is finished. Now like millions of fans, I find myself with nothing to do once a week for an hour! I look back at the series and smile. Simple as that! My personal thoughts on the ending are this : It was perfect. I think it ended in a way that suited the series perfectly. I’ve heard several people saying “So basically the plane crashed and everyone died at the beginning” WHAT!? No! Everything that happened on the island was real. As Jacks Dad said, some died before Jack, some long after. The place they created can be viewed as purgatory if you wish. The point is, I really enjoyed seeing all the characters together before they went into the light. I wiped tears away as you heard Christian say “Hey Kiddo.”

I love father and son scenes in films, and when Jack said “Dad?” I instantly started to weep. It reminded me of the classic Field of Dreams ending scene! (Field of Dreams ending scene here).  My personal view about Lost is, it wasn’t about all the science and unanswered questions. It was all about the love story. The story of our characters that we learned to love,laugh and cry with. For all you hardcore sci-fi fans out there, I can understand why you were disappointed. But for all you love story fans, we walked away from the TV wiping our eyes happy. I would say it really was the best TV series I’ve ever seen with one of the most satisfying endings ever.

Of course, for me one of the most moving parts of Lost, was its superb music. Incredible. So as my tribute, please watch the ending (link above) and enjoy some moving soundtrack and montage scenes. Love to know your thoughts…

It was a pleasure being LOST!

Some of the BEST montages on the internet :

Some great soundtracks:

I haven’t put on the bloopers – because I like to pretend Lost is real 🙂

Lost: The Ending Scene in Full

May 25, 2010 at 4:09 pm | Posted in Film | 2 Comments
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A perfect ending to an amazing series in my opinion. Man did I cry to this! A father/son scene is always a tear jerker, this one is certainly no different. AMAZING stuff. “Hey kiddo”has me almost in tears even thinking about it. Id go as far to say as, the ending to Lost is one of the best endings to a TV series ever made. Yes, it doesn’t answer all our questions, but it sure as hell left us all smiling at the end. Enjoy!

The Hardest ManCry I’ve Ever Had (And It Was To A Documentary): The Memory Loss Tapes

May 17, 2010 at 12:49 pm | Posted in Film, News | 2 Comments
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God bless

Picture the scene : It was a nice Sunday afternoon, my wife was asleep and my son was having his nap. I turned on the TV and flicked onto a channel. After a few minutes of watching , I had worked out it was about people with Alzheimer’s disease. I couldn’t flick the channel. 30 minutes later, I couldn’t stop crying and wiping the tears away. I’m talking about the ManCry you have ONCE a year when it includes the embarrassing “umhhhh umhhh ahhh” inhaling of air between tears noises you make. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS FILM! I BEG YOU. It was one of the most fascinating documentaries I’ve ever seen and whats more it’s also COMPLETELY FREE TO WATCH ONLINE NOW! ( just click here and be prepared to cry.)

This simple but fascinating documentary follows the lives of some selected individuals with Alzheimer’s disease. It was both fascinating and educational while at the same time, sad and tragic to see the impact that Alzheimer’s has on a family as well as the patient. Some of the scenes in this film I will never forget, they were truly unbelievable. For example : One old man is on his way to a concert reunion. Just the trip in the car, he asked 50 times “Where are we going? Do I know these people?” But as soon as he was on stage with old friends, they started to sing and he joined in, full song solo. I was the edge of my seat in amazement. By the time he stopped singing and walked off the stage, he didn’t know where he was or who half the people were in the room. It was like a real life version of The Notebook.

It was fascinating. The part that really had me crying was the end of film. An old man with Alzheimer’s, practically bed bound, living with his wife. He used to be a children’s entertaining on TV and he would say goodnight by saying “That’s all folks but we’ll see you all again soon, because we like to be on TV.” My heart just simply broke when you see a tragic sad scene of him passing away months later. Then at his funeral , all you could see was those balloons that children’s entertainers use to make different animals with. By this point I  think I cried so much that I couldn’t even see the TV anymore.

So I beg you please take the time to watch this amazing documentary about Alzheimer’s . It gives you an amazing insight to what it must be like for people, you’ll have a bloody good cry , and then after wards thank God that you don’t have it or get it. Trust me, you NEED to SEE THIS!

Just click here to watch it for free online (full screen, good quality and legal) or share this link with others http://www.hbo.com/alzheimers/memory-loss-tapes.html .

I SAY AGAIN PLEASE WATCH THIS! DON’T JUST THINK WHATEVER… YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! Feedback very welcome and wanted below!

*UPDATE* I didn’t realize the online version isn’t the full one. “My friend” found a torrent online though. Not amazing quality but well worth watching the rest of it. Click here to get the torrent.

Yeah I Cried To Lost – At least I Admit It! Sun and Jin Death Scene / Locke’s Plane Crash (Hmmmmmm!)

May 15, 2010 at 9:39 pm | Posted in Film, Soundtrack | Leave a comment
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Yeah I admit it, I shed a tear to Lost the other day. Some truly moving scenes that really caught me off guard. If you don’t watch Lost – I’ve just TOTALLY spoiled a part of it for you!!!! Lost is brilliant, I can’t wait to see how it all ends. Until then, enjoy these moving scenes the superb music from the series.

I’ll be honest I cried to this too. A great father & son themed moment from the same episode of Lost. When Locke denied his Dad was gone, the tears started to flow!

Superb Soundtrack: Chills down my spine!

ManCry Now Even More Famous : Now Featured on LAMB

May 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm | Posted in Film, News | Leave a comment

ManCry is now featured on LAMB. If you haven’t seen it, please check it out here . LAMB stands for “The Large Association of Movie Blogs.” It’s a great site to get the latest and best blog movie reviews. Of course feel free to click on Mancry once you are there 🙂 If you have your own blog related to movies you can submit it to the site for free. I know you’re probably thinking “But why do I need to go elsewhere other than ManCry? You cover all my movie/mancry/soundtrack and midget needs!” Good point, I’ll shut up now. Anyway feel free to check it out….

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