Tags: Osama Bin Laden is DEAD! USA USA USA!!!
This isn’t remotely related to Mancry but hey it’s my blog Today is a fantastic day . US forces killed Bin Laden. The head of the snake has been cut off and although terrorism won’t stop overnight, it is a massive milestone for victims of 9/11 and the American people.
So a huge congratuations to everyone around the world, Americans , servicemen, both old and new. I’m not even American but fuck it : Terrorists : Don’t fuck with the U S of A AMERICAAAAAAA!!
I couldn’t think of a better time for this song:
Tags: Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables 2 : What We Know So Far, The Expendables 2 CONFIRMED
If the latest rumours are correct, Expendables 2 may be set to commence shooting this year, and could feature an appearance from Jean-Claude Van Damme…
With the box office success of The Expendables last year, it’s inevitable that Sylvester Stallone would want to get a sequel underway as soon as possible. According to Bruce Willis, Expendables 2 could begin filming sooner than we’d expected. Collared as he left the Golden Globes on Sunday, the actor said, “Apparently it’s going to happen this year.”
When asked whether he’s going to reprise his brief but memorable role as Mr. Church from the first film, he said, “As far as I know, barring any unforeseen circumstances, but yeah, I would love to be a part of it.”
There are also rumours, meanwhile, that Jean-Claude Van Damme may be set to appear in the sequel, having turned down the chance to appear in the first Expendables movie. This is according to the website Van Damme Fans (which comes to us via Dark Horizons), where filmmaker Sheldon Lettich (who wrote and directed the Van Damme movies AWOL and Double Impact) suggests that the Muscles from Brussels could be set to sign up, but only if “Steven Seagal is not in the sequel”.
Legend has it that Van Damme and Seagal almost came to blows at a party held by Stallone at his Miami home in 1997. There was apparently a disagreement over which actor could “kick the other’s ass”. In a 2008 interview, Stallone told the magazine FHM that, when Van Damme offered Seagal a bout of combat in the back garden, the latter “made his excuses and left”.
How much weight we can put on Van Damme’s Expendables 2 appearance isn’t yet clear, but given the success of the first film, we’d be surprised if Van Damme turned down a second opportunity of appearing alongside Stallone and his action contemporaries.
(source Dean of Geek)
Let’s be honest – The Expendables 2 trailer could literally state ” No Story Line. No Plot. Just Action.” Come to think of it, that might even happy. We wouldn’t give a fuck, we’d see it anyway. I know what you’ll all thinking, there was a storyline in the first film?
Roll on The Expendables 2! Most important of all, Who would you like to see star in the film? Chuck Norris anyone….
Get typing below….
Tags: Cpt Phil Harris Funeral Scene, Cpt Phil Harris Passes Away, We Can't Get Enough of Ol' Cpt Phil!
Well, If you haven’t seen my RIP Phil Harris page it is here. Since posting this lovely little scene, It currently has over 17,000 hits! With my e-mail box regularly notifying me of all your lovely comments – I think the Harris family would be truly touched.
Keep the great comments coming and be sure to check out the video. Don’t know who Cpt Phil Harris is? Then shame on you!
Tags: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year From Mancry, Merry Christmas Swedish babe, nude xmas babe, Tron Legacy 2011 3D
Sorry for the lack of updates on here everyone. I just wanted to take the time to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I hope 2011 brings you happiness and joy bla bla bla….. More content coming in 2011 , recently saw tron legacy in 3D. Some good father & son moments there mmmm. Well worth a watch I think. Review coming soon. See you in 2011!
Tags: http://shityoudontneed.mediajungle.dk, shameless plug, shit you dont need
Ever been in town/on a train/ in a shop and thought “Fuck me, what idiot would buy that?” Well, now my friend created a site just for YOU: shityoudontneed ! Submit your own photos, laugh at the ones that others posted and just enjoy the general waves of shit that seems to be all around us these days. Excellent example - those tiny little annoying trolleys in the supermarket for your kid to use. Usually the mother taking a life time to shop just one lane, can now start brainwashing the daughter in taking forever too. Fucking annoy and defintely well deserved on the list of shit you don’t need! Go check it out !
Tags: Bunnys, Field of Dreams ending scene, Kevin Costner, ManCry Debate Of The Week - Would You Fire A Midget?, ManCry one year old!, midgets, Phil Harris, Phil Harris Funeral
Well well well, can you believe it! ManCry is now one year old. To think this small little blog started as an idea to share my laughs and more importantly tears with you all a year ago. I’m very surprised and pleased to have as of this posting, slightly short of 10,000 hits! A big thank you to each and every one of you for enjoying the site. As always, feedback wanted! I promise more soundtracks of the weekend, movie reviews, ending scenes and hell, even more midgets if you want it. I hope at least you have shared a laugh with me on here and also thought “what a classic!” when reading some of my movie choices. Here are some fun facts for you : (figures up to date as of this posting)
9,846 visits to Mancry
1,979 views to Capt Phil Harris Funeral scene! RIP Phil!
788 views to Field of Dreams of ending scene (our biggest search hit). Proudly supporting you all having a good cry to this amazing scene!
319 views – ManCry debate of the week – would you fire a midget ?
198 views of The Expendables Movie Review ( I hope you have seen this already by now!!)
151 views of Hall of Fame
Also 889 views to my Happy Easter post! I think it must be the GREAT picture I found
These are just some of our top hits I thought I would share. More disturbingly, thanks to wordpress, I can see the top searches you crazy people put in google to find ManCry!
1st place : “bunnys” – I told you its the picture!
2nd place “field of dreams ending scene”
3rd place “midget”
I’d really love to see some shrink analysis all this. Then again, it might just be as simple as, most guys love a bit of field of dreams and midget entertainment. In that case, I have a great movie idea…. Field Of Dreams (with midgets) !? Now If I can just find the funding….
Here’s the pics just for your amusement ! THANKS AGAIN ALL & KEEP COMING BACK
(Makes me so proud looking at those!)
Tags: “Lost” stars Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn will be back!, John Locke, lost, Lost dedicated page, Lost ringtones, Lost Soundtrack, Terry O quinn
Great news for Lost fans! “Lost” stars Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn are set to star in a new J.J. Abrams series on NBC. NBC now has the rights to a new Michael Emerson/Terry O’Quinn series, after the network competed with both ABC and Fox to land the show. For now, NBC has made a pilot commitment for the show, originally titled “Odd Jobs,” but untitled for now. Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn are said to play ex-black ops agents, and the series was pitched as a comedic drama.
If you miss lost like crazy, be sure to check out our lost dedicated post here . Ending scene, montage, music videos and more. Just like this amazing clip – Can’t beat a bit of Lost
Father and son scenes with Jack and Christen here
Lost Ringtones here
Tags: Field of Dreams ending scene, Kevin Costner, mancry, Totalfilm.com
Yes you read that right. ManCry is now even more famous (and rightfully so) as we are proudly featured on totalfilm.com (link here). I love the fact the latest article which everyone seems to be enjoying , is the Would you fire an ugly girl debate of the week feature, slightly off topic but glad people are enjoying. Still, we are most famous for our ManCry film reviews and ending scenes. Still in the lead by far is the Field of Dreams page with ending scene. I can’t bring myself to watch it again……
Requests welcome for more films to add or new debate topics. Keep coming back we love you And so does Kev.
Tags: ManCry Debate Of The Week -, ManCry Debate Of The Week - Would You Fire The Ugly Girl At Work ?, midgets, the blind, tourettes, ugly girl at work picture, wheelchair users
Would You Fire The Ugly Girl At Work?
Well gentlemen, this debate has been around for years and I am sure it won’t be going away anytime soon. Just like our previous debates, the subjects suffers from some kind of hardship or disability. This still applies for the ugly girl at work. Come on, you KNOW who I’m talking about. I don’t mean the ever so slightly unattractive or plump lady you see in the office. I mean the girl at the work place that is so ugly, you double take and think “Has there been an escape from the local zoo!?” or “Who the FUCK let that in the office and WHAT is it!” The funny thing is, or lucky in some ways I guess, is that the girl we are talking about, is usually completely unaware of her disability. Yes, we are talking flirtatious walking. Yes we are talking revealing clothing. Everything the really fuckable girl in the office does, the ugly one sadly also copies.Badly. It send shivers across the workplace. But as we all know, most companies have codes of conduct in the workplace. This means on a bad day, you can’t just stroll up to the ugly and say “Shut your mouth you fat pig. I’m sorry everyone’s thinking it, I just said it.” You could do this but of course you would lose your job. You’d high five everyone on the way out of the office but you would still lose your job.
Now here comes the part that not everyone one admits. At some point it’s happened to you. Be honest IT HAS and you enjoyed it. At some occasion “the ugly” will make some kind of degrading comment to wait for the response of “don’t be silly you look great!” – This is when you can not say something and be offensive all at the same time. A Perfect example :
Employee “You coming to the Christmas Party tonight!?”
Ugly ” You must be joking! Not with my face!”¨
Employee “OK” (walks off)
Small victories gents, small victories! Enjoy these moments please , they are great but sadly few and far between. Now to the other side of the coin, a difficult subject. The deliberate bend over. Ew. You know the one I mean. Where you are minding your own business and the ugly drops something. The following site of her bending over and then delivering a cheeky smile, can only be politely described as “The dooms day sunset.” And that’s just the arse end. The face roughly resembles a scene from “Lord of the Rings” to match. The event has actually been known to kill the weak hearted. You know what I mean.Even worse than this tragic turn of events is the following. Picture the scene :
You’ve almost finished the day at work. You’ve been busy talking and organizing a final detail before you are about to go home. As you finish a conversation and walk away, in the corner of your eye you notice something. While continuing to walk to your desk, you notice a unfamilar new woman bending over and it gets your attention. You enjoy the view for a split second and think “mmm nice arse” then seconds later you see her stand up and realize it IS THE UGLY GIRL. Oh my god what the FUCK just happened!? One moment of distraction , a “brainfart moment” and you officially became aroused by the ugly girls body! You can’t go back in time. It happened. But what the fuck do you do!? You do what any man would. You call in sick the next day while you watch extreme doses of high definition porn to wash away the events of the day before. It is the ONLY way! Ever wondered why “Dave” called in sick? He seemed fine yesterday didn’t he? But he returns back to work after one day off sick looking even more tired than when he wasn’t ill!? He caught a view of the ugly and then took action like a man.Good job.
To finally answer the question – would you sack her? The answer is No. It’s a two part No because 1: You don’t actually know what the fuck it is that the ugly woman does around the office. It must be good, as she still works in the office. 2. It really really, REALLY makes you appreciate the Fuckable woman at work and your OWN life. Think about it, after a really bad day in the office, always think to yourself “Hey I could be worse off.Like Ugly. God yeah. That’s cheered me right up!Poor woman”
Then on the way out of the office one day just stop the ugly , tap on on the shoulder twice in a comforting manner and say ” Well done. You give me strength. See you tomorrow.”
Enjoy the day gents! If I’ve upset anyone, hey it’s not about YOU and if it is, you’ll never prove it